PART 1 of 7:
The story begins with a van parked down the street from the North
Korean embassy, at night, in some unnamed Western city. Inside, are
three men, with a lot of advanced electronic surveillance equipment.
Basically, they are waiting for somebody to break into the building.
Subsequently, this person shows up, and the men monitor his
progress. They can even track his moves from the heat his body
emits. They watch in admiration as this person sneaks into the
embassy by exercising great stealth, cunning, and a few gimmicks
from Q branch.
Inside the building, we see that this person is James Bond. He
works his way into the communications room, and extracts a computer
chip of some sort. Unfortunately, for him, the security people
quickly discover that they have an intruder. James Bond is
cornered. The commanding officer declares that the penalty for
terrorism is death, and then he asks 007 what manner of death would
The men in the van are watching and hearing all this. One of them
shrugs his shoulders, saying that they will have to write this guy
off, and go to the backup plan. Obviously, they do not know James
Bond as well as we do. In typical Brosnan fashion, he makes a very
In the process, he shoots dead a dozen or North Korean security
guards. The three men in the van are watching the entire escape,
and commenting on it as he goes along. These men can tap into the
Embassyís security cameras and they have the entire floor map of the
building. They watch his heat signature as he moves throughout the
building. Basically, it is a play by play coverage of a James Bond
As James Bond makes good his escape, with the microchip, the team
leader sends a message "This is Number Two. The first phase is
complete. They have taken the bait." One of the men in the van
mutters that this person is either the luckiest, or the craziest
agent in the entire British Secret Service. Then another asks what
this personís name is. Number Two says, "His name is Bond. James
Bond." That would be the cue to go straight to the opening song,
preferably by Pink Floyd.
PART 2 OF 7:
There is a shipment taking place, which is a joint effort of British
and America forces, they are carrying some Delta 9 nerve gas for
disposal. However, the transport is intercepted and all the
soldiers are killed, by a strike team, executing its mission with
very thorough military precision.
Just before they make their getaway, one of them plants some
evidence, which just indirectly implicates the Japanese underworld.
The next morning, James Bond reports to headquarters for briefing on
his new mission. Q informs him that now that his department has the
computer chip, they cracked the code, which was named Magic 44.
British Intelligence can now interpret all the previous messages
that they managed to record. M asks Q if they can decode any future
messages. Q says no, because the North Koreans have switched to
However, Q does play a recorded message, which was sent shortly
after the Magic 44 was acquired. It mentions the hijacked nerve gas
shipment, and vaguely implicates the Japanese Underworld, the
Yakuza. Bill Tanner muses that perhaps a strike team was operating
under radio silence, and were never told to change codes.
It is essential to find this Delta 9 nerve gas. Contrary to what
others might have said, it is definitely fatal. M decides to send
Bond undercover. It just so happens that the Yakuza has been having
some problems with the Chinese triads trying to muscle in on their
territory. The Yakuza needs some heavy hitters. Therefore, Q has
created an identity for 007: Mark Hazard, charged five times with
murder, but released all five times.
Bond goes to Japan. Working undercover, he gets accepted by one of
the crime families. Number Two observes it all, and transmits a
message, "Let the Easter egg hunt begin."
PART 3 OF 7:
Bond gets along great with the head of the White Tiger family. He
is a smart, honourable, and likeable leader. Basically, he is a
rogue with a heart of gold. The White Tigers also find out that
Mark Hazard is tough and resourceful. He helps them to do battle
with the Chinese Triads, and the White Tigers are quite successful.
Number Twoís team is monitoring all this very closely.
Bond meets the White Tigerís top accountant, a beautiful female
named Mina. Bond looks her over, and with lust in his voice, says,
Mina looks back at him with disdain, and replies sarcastically,
"Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Hazard."
The White Tiger familyís biggest rival is another crime family
called the Black Dragons. However, both families agreed to put
aside their differences to combat the threat of the triads. The
Black Dragons offer to sell the White Tigers a large supply of truth
serum. It is curare with an effect psychedelic compound, providing
guaranteed results. Bond points out that it would cause permanent
The Black Dragon shrugs, "An unfortunate side effect."
To test out the product, they applied the drug to a captured Triad
thug. They manage to extract vital information, which the Yakuza
use to fight the Triads. The White Tigers purchase the truth serum.
Later on, some triad thugs try to kill both Mina and the head of the
family. Bond stops the thugs and kills them. In doing this, he
performs some outrageous stunt, and gets whacked on the head. When
he recovers, he really believes that his name is Hazard, Mark
Mark Hazard does some things that are definitely not consistent
with Bondís behaviour. Number Two is really amazed at the depths
that Bond is going to maintain his cover. He watches in further
amazement as Bond and the White tigers drive the Triads right out of
PART 4 OF 7:
The camera displays a large, well armoured jet airline in flight.
Actually, it is constantly flying around the world. Furthermore, it
is just full of extremely sophisticated electronic equipment. In
many ways, it is similar to Air Force One.
Inside the jet is a meeting room. Several men are entering the
room. Number Six is engaged in some small talk with Number Five,
"Is it true that you could run a small government from here?"
Number One is sitting at the head of the table. The camera never
shows his face, but we do see that he is petting a white cat.
Number One declares, "That is not quite true. You could actually
run a large government from here."
Anyway, enough chit chat. Number One demands a progress report on
The organization has planted three pieces of evidence which will
implicate the White Tiger family with the nerve gas. The operative
from the British Secret Service has come across the first two pieces
of planted information. Once he comes across and transmits the
third piece of information, the frame will be complete.
The plan is to use the nerve gas to assassinate the Emperor of
Japan. It will look like North Korean did it, with some help from
the White Tigers. That will definitely ignite a war. All the
increased military action will create a huge black market, which
will benefit the Black Dragons. Furthermore, the Emperorís death
will create a huge public backlash will destroy their competitors,
the White Tigers.
Number Six disagrees with the plan, and tries to convince the rest
of the table not to take any part in it. Number One presses a
button. Number Six and his chair drop through a trap door in the
floor. He falls for a long, long time, and lands in the ocean.
Number One then asks, "Would anybody else care to drop out?"
Nobody else does. Number One then says, "Good. Then I will notify
our clients that war between North Korea and Japan will take place
within the next seven days."
PART 5 OF 7:
Meanwhile, back in Japan, Number Two observes that James Bond/Mark
Hazard comes across the third piece of information. Now, if James
Bond had his full memory, then he would do something with it.
However, Mark Hazard ignores the information completely.
Number Two starts getting concerned. Bond has not taken any action
on the third piece of information. Could it be that Bond has seen
through their masquerade? How much does Bond really know? Has he
received new orders? Number Two starts to get really nervous. He
decides to improvise on the plan.
Mark Hazard and Mina get together one evening, for a night of mad,
passionate sex. In the morning, both of them are captured by Number
Two and the Black Dragon family. They are taken an abandoned
warehouse on the waterfront. Number Two is furious with Bond. How
much does he know? When did he realize that it was a set up job?
Who has he told?
Of course, Mark Hazard denies all knowledge of James Bond. Number
Two reveals that the White Tigers are totally unaware that Mina is
an undercover agent of the North Korean Secret Service. Number Two
even threatens to kill Mina, unless Bond talks. Bond replies, "Go
ahead. Shoot her. She means nothing to me."
Number two decides not to kill Mina yet. He pumps Bond full of
truth serum. This is the same type of truth serum that the White
Tigers now possess. However, Bond still reveals nothing. The Black
Dragons force Bond to eat something which will implicate Mina as an
operative of the North Korean Secret Service.
The boss of the Black Dragons takes Mina to his headquarters, a
castle in the countryside. Number Two accompanies him. A couple of
Black Dragon thugs stay behind, with instructions to interrogate
Bond one last time in the morning, then kill him. Make it look like
White Tigers found out he was
working undercover, pumped him full of truth serum, and then
murdered him. When the autopsy is performed on Bond, his stomach
will have the clues which will incriminate Mina.
The boss of the White Tigers would have an extremely tough time
explaining why he has a member of the North Korean Secret Service on
his payroll. This will further "prove" that a conspiracy exists
between the White Tigers and the North Koreans.
While Bond is still in a drug induced coma, we can borrow a
technique from Forrest Gump. Display famous scenes from previous
James Bond movies. However, instead of showing Sean Connery or
Roger Moore, substitute Pierce Brosnan.
Brosnan, as Bond, throws Jaws out of a train. Agent XXX asks what
happened. Bond answers, "He just dropped in for a quick bite."
Brosnan, as Bond, saying, "Bless me father, for I have sinned."
Q replying, "Thatís putting it mildly, 007."
Brosnan, as Bond, saying "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger saying, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
Brosnan, as Bond, driving a speedboat, saying, "In England, we have
a saying: Where thereís smoke, thereís fire!"
Tiffany Case pulls out some identification from the corpse of Peter
Franks. She looks at it and exclaims, "Youíve just killed James
Brosnan, with faked surprise says, "Is that who it was?"
PART 6 OF 7:
In the morning, the truth serum has mostly worn off. Mark Hazard
wakes up, and remembers he really is James Bond. He also remembers
that he has a standard issue laser hidden in his watch. He uses
this laser to break this handcuffs. Then he kills the two Black
Dragons left behind to dispose of him.
Bond madly dashes to the point where the bomb is set to explode, and
deactivates it. Then he contacts his friend in the CIA, Jack Wade.
Together, they meet with the boss of the White Tigers. Bond
explains the situation, and pleads for help to track down the Black
Dragons. He says, "These people are not just criminals, they are
The boss of the White Tigers agrees to show Bond where the Black
Dragonís headquarters is. In fact, he will accompany them for the
attack. He declares, "Iím been studying that place for years for
just such an opportunity!"
Just before dawn, Bond, Wade, some marines, and some White Tigers
descend into the castle by parachute. A vicious gun battle ensues.
The bullets are flying everywhere, and some glass gets broken,
which Mina uses to cut the ropes that bind her.
Number Two is surprised that Bond is still alive. Number Two
exclaims in disgust, "So much for Japanese efficiency!" The Black
Dragons are all killed. The nerve gas is recovered. Number Two is
the last person to elude capture. He runs into a large boat to
escape. However, Bond chases him on board and they engage in a
brutal, vicious hand to hand fight. During the struggle, the
controls are damaged. The boat launches and then speeds out of
Number Two gains the upper hand. He knocks Bond down, and then
picks up a gun, and aims it at 007. Number Two is about to shoot,
he says, "Your time has run out, Bond!"
Just then, Mina shoots in the Number Two in the back with a spear
gun. As he dies, she sneers at him, "Yours too, sooner than you
Number Two dies. Mina declares, "Iím glad I killed him."
With relief, Bond replies, "Youíre glad?"
The boat is still speeding out of control, and it is dangerously
heading towards some rocks. Bond and Mina jump ship, just before it
hits the rocks and explodes. The two climb on to some wreckage.
PART 7 OF 7:
Bond and Mina are floating on some debris in the Sea of Japan. Mina
admits that she is an accountant, but that she is also an operative
of the North Korean Secret Service. However, her assignment was
merely to observe economic trends. That was why she was assigned to
the Japanese Underworld. After all, organized crime does not file
annuals reports to its stockholders.
Bond informs Mina now that her cover is blown, she will need
protection. In fact, she will require the best agent available.
Mina asks who that would be. Bond smiles, kisses her, and says
Of course, Bond would have to check her out, head to toe. Mina
kisses him back, and asks if this is a standard operating procedure.
Bond replies that it is. In fact, there are thousands more, but he
only pays them lip service. All this kissing arouses Mina. She
takes off her clothes and says, "For your eyes only, darling."
A periscope pops out of the water. In the submarine, looking
through the glass, is Moneypenny. She observes that 007 is on top
of the situation, and she giggles, "James, I always knew that you
were a cunning linguist."
A few moments later, the vessel surfaces. Bond and Mina are scooped
up by the rising submarine. M tells Moneypenny to order Bond to
report in. Moneypenny would be delighted to do so...
JAMES BOND WILL RETURN.