Bad dudes are always uglier than good dudes.
Unless it's like an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
Then they make an exception.
Yeah, but Butt-Head, bad chicks are always hotter than good chicks, right?
Sometimes. Other times bad chicks are fat old German Nazis who want to attach electrodes to your nads.
Yeah! Make me talk! Make me talk!

If dudes are chasing you in a movie, you should run up stairs.
Yeah, cause there's always a helicopter waiting for you on the roof.
Right. So it's the smart thing to do.

"Bond. James Bond." (Uh, this only works if you're like really James Bond. If you're not, James Bond will probably show up and kick your ass for doing chicks that were rightfully his.)